Where we watch Purple Rain because there's nothing else on

Bryan: " You know, they had to build special cameras to film Prince for this, since he's so small."
Me: "You mean like for a flea circus?"
Bryan "Exactly! And they had to make all the other actors look smaller, too."
Me: " He's just a cute lil' guy!"
Bryan: " They had to make sure no one stepped on him."
Me: "Rival bands. What a brilliant concept. I wonder what their gang violence looks like?"
Bryan: "They probably called him 'The Kid' because they thought he was one."