Friday, August 10, 2007

Where we desecrate The Andy Griffith Show

In bed last night....

me: "I bet Aunt Bea liked to take it up the ass."
Bryan: " Oh Andy!!"
me: *giggling uncontrollably*
Bryan: "You are punch drunk! You know, I always thought Floyd was gay."
Me: "Either gay, or into kiddie porn."
Bryan: "No no, German Scheisse porn! The really bizarre stuff."
Me: " Leave it to the Germans."

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