Where I'm bored as hell

Really, I am so bored I can't stand it. Addie is asleep (at 6:13 at night. Meaning, she'll be up until midnight). I am bored with cleaning, bored with TV, don't feel like weeding the garden, my back hurts, and I'm still in the throws of a hideous period. Whine whine whine. Wine? That actually sounds good. Or maybe a mojito. Okay, now I have a plan....